69 Funny Valentine's Day Card Memes and How You Can Create Your Own
Browse 69 funny Valentine’s Day meme ideas and customize any template to make it your own.
In love? Single? It’s complicated? No matter your relationship status, Valentine’s Day memes are still one of the funniest ways to ask someone, “Will you be my Valentine?” In 2025, flirting, confessing, and making a move often happens online—so funny Valentine’s memes, ecards, and videos are more relevant than ever.
In this article, I’m sharing 69 of our favorite funny Valentine’s Day meme cards, plus a step-by-step tutorial on how to create your own Valentine memes for friends, crushes, and partners. You can customize these templates, or even turn them into shareable videos.
Word of caution: Not all of these valentines are SFW – some of them are cute and cheesy, while some of them are a bit adult, dirty, or inappropriate 😉
Table of Contents:
- Funny Movie Valentine Day Meme Cards
- Funny TV Show Valentine Day Meme Cards
- Funny Celebrity Valentine Day Meme Cards
- Funny Internet Trend Valentine’s Day Meme Cards
- Funny Valentine Day Pun Meme Cards
- How to Create a Custom Valentine's Day Meme Card
Funny Movie Valentine Day Meme Cards
This collection of funny movie Valentine’s Day meme cards takes iconic films and turns them into intentionally bad pickup lines. Perfect for sharing, posting, or sending to someone who appreciates movie references and humor over romance.
Harry Potter Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “Would You Like to Slytherin To Bed?”
Harry Potter Valentine’s Day Meme Card – Moaning Myrtle
Harry Potter Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “I Long for Your Bottom”
Harry Potter Valentine – “Can I Enter Your Chamber of Secrets?”
Dune Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “You Make My Sandworm Stir”
Dune Valentine’s Day Meme – “I’d Ride Your Sandworm Anytime”
Titanic Valentine’s Day Meme – “I’ve Been Sinking About You”
Superman Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “Is Your Name Kryptonite? ’Cuz Ur My Only Weakness”
The Muppets Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “I’ll Kermit To You”
Despicable Me Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “You're One in a Minion”
One Battle After Another Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “Revolution Tonight, Queen?”
Marty Supreme Valentine’s Day Meme Card
Disney Valentine’s Day Meme – “Valentine? Valentine? Valentine?”
Barbie Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “You’re Kenough to Me”
Toy Story Valentine’s Day Meme – “Do You Want a Friend In You?”
Toy Story Valentine’s Day Meme Card – Woody
Shrek Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “Let’s Have Shrex”
Twilight Valentine Meme – Edward Cullen “I Watch You Sleep”
Hunger Games Valentine’s Day Card – President Snow “You’re Starting an Uprising in My District”
Star Wars Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “I’m Not Your Father But You'll Call Me Daddy”
Lord of the Rings Valentine’s Card – Gollum “Be My Precious?”
Mean Girls Valentine’s Day Meme – “You Make Fetch Happen”
Star Wars Valentine’s Meme – Han Solo “Doesn’t Want to Fly Solo”
Spider-Man Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “You Make My Spidey Senses Tingle”
Funny TV Show Valentine Day Meme Cards
This collection of funny TV show Valentine’s Day meme cards turns iconic series into intentionally bad pickup lines and jokes. Corny, ironic, and very online, they’re perfect for TV fans who’d rather laugh than be romantic.
Pluribus Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “Be Ours”
Pluribus Valentine’s Card – “Our Feelings for You Haven’t Changed”
Love Island Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “Mommy? Mamacita?”
Friends Valentine’s Day Card – Chandler “Will U Be My Valentine?”
Friends Bad Valentine’s Day Card – Joey “How U Doin’?”
The Office Bad Valentine’s Day Card – “I Think You’re Dwightful”
Valentine’s Day Pun Meme Card – “I Think You're a Dora Bowl"
Pokémon Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “I’d Like to Take a Peek at Chu”
Breaking Bad Valentine’s Day Card – “Be Methampheta-Mine”
Breaking Bad Valentine’s Day Meme – “Wanna Meth Around”
The Bear Valentine’s Day Meme – “I’d Say Yes, Chef to You All Night”
Stranger Things Valentine’s Day Card – Eleven “You Turned My World Upside Down”
Stranger Things Valentine’s Card – “On a Scale of 1–10, You're an 11”
Sherlock Holmes Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “Ru Sherlock? Cause I Wanna Take You Holmes”
Funny Celebrity Valentine Day Meme Cards
This collection of funny celebrity Valentine’s Day meme cards turns famous faces and public personas into intentionally bad Valentine jokes. Ironic and cringe, they’re perfect for pop culture fans who prefer humor over romance.
Alex Honnold Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “I Don’t Do Attachment”
Alex Honnold Valentine’s Day Meme – “Me Climbing Into Ur Heart”
Bill Nye Valentine’s Day Card – “I'd Periodically Do You On a Table”
Bill Nye Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “I’ve Got My Ion You”
Leonardo DiCaprio Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “No, Don’t Turn 25… You’re So Sexy”
Ed Sheeran Valentine’s Meme – “I’m in Love With the Shape of You”
John Cena Valentine’s Day Meme – “I’ve Never Cena a Prettier Face”
Kanye West Valentine’s Day Card – “Kanye Feel the Love Tonight”
Nicolas Cage Valentine’s Day Card – “You Caged My Heart”
Patrick Mahomes Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “Can I Bring You to Mahomes Tonight?”
Bernie Sanders Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “I’ve Got a Berning Desire for You”
Eminem Valentine Day Card – “Knees Weak, Arms Spaghetti”
Funny Internet Trend Valentine’s Day Meme Cards
This collection of Funny Internet Trend Valentine’s Day Meme Cards pulls from viral jokes, online slang, and current internet culture. Designed for sharing and ironic gifting, these cards are perfect for anyone who lives on the timeline.
Funny Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “Rizz-osaurus Rex”
Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “You Have Big Eyes, Small Face… What’s Your WeChat?” (Remy Zee)
Saturday Night Live Valentine’s Meme – “You’re the Yeet to My Skrrt”
Funny Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “6 7”
Among Us Valentine’s Day Meme – “I Feel a Connection Among Us”
Funny Valentine’s Day Meme – “R U Open-Minded?” (Hongdae Guy)
Valentine’s Day Meme – “You Make Me Moist and Unstable”
Moo Deng Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “Deng Ur Cute”
Valentine’s Day Card – “Your Red Flags Look Pink to Me”
Funny Valentine Day Pun Meme Cards
This collection of Funny Valentine’s Day Pun Meme Cards is packed with dumb wordplay, obvious jokes, and intentionally bad puns. Perfect for anyone who loves cringe humor and prefers laughs over romance.
Pun Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “Like Bacon? Wanna Strip?”
Internet Explorer Valentine’s Meme – “Let’s Take Things Slow”
Weed Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “Weed Be Cute Together”
Mountain Dew Valentine’s Meme – “I’d Mount and Dew You”
Valentine’s Day Pun Meme Card – “I Think You're a Dora Bowl"
Valentine’s Meme Card – “You Seem Thirsty, Here’s the D”
Valentine’s Day Pun Meme – “Ur Nuggets Will Be Dino-Sore Tonight”
Valentine’s Day Pun Meme Card – “I Like the Way You Roll”
Valentine’s Day Meme Card – “You Butter Be My Valentine”
Valentine’s Day Meme – “I’ll Be Your Powerhouse Tonight”
How to Create a Custom Valentine's Day Meme Card
To create your own intentionally bad Valentine’s Day meme, start by opening the blank Valentine’s Day meme card template in the Kapwing Studio.
The template already includes placeholder text and layout—you’ll just customize it.
First, add your media. Most Valentine's Day meme cards use an image, but you could also use a GIF or video.
Click the Media tab on the left-side toolbar to upload a photo from your device, or to use something in your existing media library. You can also use the Visuals tab to search for a stock image or video.
To get the classic meme cutout look, select your image and use the Erase tool.
You'll find it under the AI tools section on the right hand sidebar.
You’ll see several options for removing the background from your image. Auto Remove works best in most cases—it automatically detects and removes the background around your subject.
If you prefer more control, you can use the Magic Wand or Eraser tools. The Magic Wand is great for speed, while the pixel eraser helps clean up edges and details.
The template comes with text already added: just click into the text box and type your own Valentine message. You can fully customize the font, size, color, alignment, using the menu on the right.
You can also change the background color, resize the canvas for different platforms, and move or layer elements however you want.
When you’re finished, click Export Image in the top-right corner. Once your Valentine is done rendering, click Download to save it to your device.
From there, you can send it directly to friends or post it on social media.
