Happy Valentine’s Day!
In love? Single? It’s complicated? Regardless of your relationship status, I think we can all agree that Valentine’s Day memes are hilarious ways to ask someone “be my valentine?” In this article, I’ll share with you 69 of our favorite, as well as a tutorial on how to create your own funny valentines for friends and lovers alike (scroll to the bottom). You can also create a video valentine. Caution, not all of these valentines are SFW – some of them are cute and cheesy, while some of them are a bit adult, dirty, or inappropriate 😉
And if you'd like to make some genuine Valentine ecards (sure to get an "awwwww" from your significant other) check out our article on Valentine's Day ecards.
Internet Explorer “Let’s Take Things Slow”
Life Alert Infomercial “help i’ve fallen for you and i can’t get up”
John Cena “I’ve never Cena prettier face”
Eminem “Baby you make my palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti”
Harry Potter “I adumbledore you”
Monsters Inc “My names not sully but you can still be my boo”
Kanye "I like you more than kanye likes kanye"
Harry Potter “I’ll neville let you go”
Titanic “u be the ship & i’ll be the iceberg hittin on u”
Kanye West and Lion King “Kanye feel the love tonight”
Choking Guy “you take my breath away”
The Flintstones “Wanna yabba dabba do it?”
Paula Deen “you BUTTER be my valentine”
Panic at the Disco “we’ll be closing the god damned door 2nite bb”
Frozen “you are worth melting for”
Illuminati “i wanna get illumi-naughty with you”
Marijuana “weed be cute together”
Barack Obama “i don’t wanna be obama self this valentine’s day”
The Office “I think you’re Dwight-ful”
Mean Girls “u make fetch happen”
Finding Nemo “this valentines day I’m gonna touch YOUR butt”
Dora Bowl “I think you are a Dora Bowl”
Disney Lion King “i can say u aren’t cute but id be lion”
Disney Finding Nemo “be mine?”
The Office “You may ask me out to dinner. Nothing fancy or foreign, no bars, no patios, no vegetables. And no seafood.”
Billy Ray Cyrus “dont achy breaky my heart this valentines day”
The Office “I DECLARE MY LOVE TO YOU! Michael Scott”
Bill Nye the Science Guy “i’ve got my ion you”
Buffy the Vampire Slayer “vampires won’t be the only thing im slaying tonight”
Harry Potter “One night with me and they’ll be calling you moaning Myrtle”
Harry Potter Draco Malfoy “would u like to Slytherin to bed with me”
Star Wars “Leia’s buns ain’t got nothing on yours, baby.”
Mean Girls “ur hair looks sexy pushed back”
Toy Story “Do you want a friend in you?”
Leonardo DiCaprio “u leonardo dicaptured my heart”
Taylor Swift “Be mine for like two weeks”
Bandaid “do u have a band air bc i just scraped my knee fallin 4 u”
Sharpie “r u a sharpie bc ur ultra fine”
Vincent Van Gogh "vincent van gogh out with me
Donut “i donut want to spend another day without you”
Napolean Bonaparte “Let’s go have a Napolean Bonerparty”
Ram “i want to ram u with my love”
Doge “will u be my valentine”
Grumpy Cat “Everyone sucks. You just happen to suck a little bit less.”
Cat “r u feline the connection between us”
Mountain Dew “i’d mount and dew you”
Memes “you meme a lot to me”
Bernie Sanders “i’ve got a berning desire for you baby”
Star Wars “Tonight this han doesn’t wanna fly solo”
Grumpy Cat “i hate everything (except u)”
Mitochondria “ur the powerhouse of my LIFE”
Wifi “is ur name wifi cuz im feelin a connection”
Bill Nye the Science Guy “i’d periodically do you on a table”
Orange is the New Black “my eyes are only crazy for you”
Tea “i’ve loved you for oolong time”
NFL Tom Brady “I’ll drop everything to be with you.”
How to create your own funny Valentine
- Add your own image to template
- Add your own text
- Finish and share
Step 1: Add your own image
Create your own high quality, crappy Valentine’s Day card meme using this template. Select the placeholder image and click Replace in the bottom panel. You can then upload your image from your device. Or, if you don’t already have an image you can delete the placeholder and click search Images in the bottom panel to find an image with a transparent background you can use (helps if you add “PNG” or “transparent” to your search).
You can also use a video or GIF!
Click Background to select the color of your whole image. You can also change your image dimensions to 1:1 for Instagram, 9:16 for portrait/story, 16:9 for landscape, and 5:4 for Youtube, depending on how you will share it.
Step 2: Add you own text
Add your own funny text by clicking the existing text and selecting Edit. If you want your meme Valentine to be maximum crappy, make sure to use comic sans! Otherwise you can pick whatever font you want.
Step 3: Finish and share
When you are happy with your Valentine click Done in the top right corner. When your image is done loading you can click download to download the image to your device. You can then send the file to your friends directly or copy and paste the Kapwing link to share it.
Thanks for reading this article, Happy Valentine’s Day! Share your meme with us on social media @kapwingapp! And let us know your favorite crappy Valentine.