Mitchel, in his flaming room: this is fine— incorrect chase atlantic quotes (@incorrectCA) August 28, 2018
Clinton: Mitchel why did you light your room on fire
Mitchel: I was COLD oKAY
Cancelling plans is ok. Doing mushrooms by yourself is ok. Creating your own religion is ok. Running away from society to live off grid is ok. Do whatever you need to do to cope.— Nick Hinton (@NickHintonn) January 18, 2020
(•_•)— Ξvan Ross Katz (@evanrosskatz) January 3, 2020
<) )╯Not even
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We cut open the cake at the gender reveal party and out spill thousands of fire ants. The guests howl. FIRE ANTS ARE MOSTLY MALE, I explain— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) July 27, 2017
Walks up to the cashier— moon (@MoonOverlord) June 13, 2018
*tips fedora* m'lady
"I'd like to pay in dogecoin dark now known as xvg verge virtual cryptocurrency"
cashier - "Sir get the fuck out of here before I call the cops"
another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it— wint (@dril) February 20, 2012
Referencing internet meme, Sen. Richard Burr says of Russian interference efforts: "Some feel that we as a society are sitting in a burning room, calmly drinking a cup of coffee, telling ourselves 'this is fine.' That's not fine." https://t.co/Yr9SwxBwyk pic.twitter.com/w4VUPRMWWi— ABC News (@ABC) August 1, 2018
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob— wint (@dril) November 11, 2011
welcome to my gender reveal party. my reveal is that gender is a construct. also im not pregnant. i will be keeping your gifts. please leave my home.— jamieloftus 🏂 (@jamieloftusHELP) April 8, 2018
At the end of the day, consumers are people. And people crave authenticity. It's what they look for in their relationships, their entertainment, and, yes, their brands. Which is why the orange juice account pretends to have depression now, and everyone likes it, and it's good. pic.twitter.com/9fNOLZPY1z— Brands Saying Bae (@BrandsSayingBae) February 4, 2019