So you’re telling me,,, a urinal baked this cake?— Brendan Fraser’s Momager/a medical doctor (@sug_knight) June 14, 2019
[Trying to explain this joke to my mom]— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) March 7, 2019
Okay so first there’s a joke about fried rice that goes “you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?”
No there’s no rice in my joke.
Now there’s a meme where people throw shoes.
No I don’t know why either.
No the shoes are called Vans.
my lingg prof uses meme references and visuals and pop culture references i love him— 🌱 (@marzifools) January 17, 2019
PSA: altering joke format tweets isn’t the same as stealing tweets. it falls under fair use and is way different than copy-pasting or just altering 2 minor words of a setup. joke formats are meant to be shared as memes, that’s what makes this website an ok place sometimes— Steak-umm (@steak_umm) November 14, 2019
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howdy. i'm the sheriff of fried shrimp
flight attendant: is there a doctor on board?— Catalyst (@CatalystNB) November 28, 2019
dad: ur telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
me: i dropped my phone in mcdonalds sprite and it started charging
dad: whatever he's cooking is burnt by now
me: vibe check
flight attendant: its the top of the players when i wa